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The golf jokes of Oshiomhole
A round of golf ends at the 18th hole. But the real fun of the game starts at the 19th hole. This place is like a purgatory where every golfer atones for sins committed on the course. This will go on like forever since there is this endless flow of drinks and chit-chats about general matters.
At the 19th hole, you hear all sorts of gists,TaylorMade Burner SuperFast 2.0 Drivermainly from hackers who cant get it off from the tee box. Hackers hardly win prizes during tourneys. All they win are piles of divots they can’t take home. There is something like luck and this plays through in the life of hackers as well. The irony here is that if a hacker manages to win a tourney, the prize rarely gets home. And if the hacker gets home, all he can show for a labour grinding round 18-hole are gory tales of misfortune. This is the 19th hole… the pulse of the game.
The story wasn’t different when the Governor’s Cup played out at the Benin Golf Club last Saturday. The event was in honour of the Edo Governor, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole. , a man with many pearls of wisdom. It’s clear Oshiomhole doesn’t know a thing about golf… can’t even say which is a putter in a putter in a golf. But this was his night , in fact his ball and he had to run with it.
Well, Oshiomhole in his pearls of wisdom might be looking at the game as a time waster. But he did confess that he got sold on the game the first time he saw the lush grass of a golf course. To properly sell the game to him, the MC on the night, ‘ Do Ur’
Osagie reeled back tales of the sojourn of former Head of State, General Yakubu Gowon in the game of golf.
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